On Pi Day (3.14), Microcenter had the Raspberry Pi Zero Wireless on sale for $3.14, so naturally I had to pick one up, with a microSD card. But once I got home, I quickly realized that I had no mini-HDMI or micro-USB adapters, so I had no way to set it up. Fortunately, Raspbian has an official way to set up SSH and WiFi. However, it doesn't quite work.